MAKES ME LAUGH

"I got annoyed with a few things about myself in the media recently so I'm gonna set the record straight."

"I never said I deserve the Arsenal armband. I said that I would love to one day take the responsibility of being an Arsenal skipper. RVP [Robin van Persie] is doing a great job as a skipper and he fully deserves the armband."

"I am injured and had to be pulled out of Polish national team. I hope to recover as soon as possible."

"Please continue the 'Szczesny to Barcelona' rumours. Makes me laugh every time I read it."

(Wojciech Szczesny)