TRUST ME, IT'S NOT

"I was watching Sky Sports News the other day, just before the end of the transfer window, and they were making it seem like this was the worst time ever to be an Arsenal supporter. Trust me, it’s not. Football existed long before Sky Sports did [Ed. - ironically, and inadvertently, this North Bank sage was the star of Sky's latest Premier League TV ad - pictured above] and, for the most part, it was far worse than it is now. There were times in the relatively recent past when we finished mid-table playing average Football with average players. I want us to start winning things again but six years out of 125 – or the 50-odd years I’ve been going – is basically nothing."